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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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allmybandsareacronyms

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

marvel-leviathan

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

Source: allmybandsareacronyms
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problackgirl

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

sweetestchill

REAL FUCKING TALK

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kikakattioi:
“ kingatticus:
“ jenroses:
“ explainingthejoke:
“ prehistoricsilverfish:
“ whomthegodswoulddestroy:
“ critical-perspective:
“ native-coronan:
“ triss19:
“ This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers...
triss19

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

native-coronan

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

critical-perspective

I know just the man for the job.

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whomthegodswoulddestroy

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

prehistoricsilverfish

@explainingthejoke ?

explainingthejoke

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

jenroses

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

kingatticus

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

kikakattioi

This an amazing post

Source: triss19
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sighinastorm

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

africanaquarian

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

fuckyeah-nerdery

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

slimdaddymbaku

Big Dick Energy

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